09.2 Alien: Covenant (2017)

Movies

Thoughts

i was wondering if alien covenant was as bad as i remember. honestly not really, but i also don't care about alien as a property that much? then i remember the first one came out in 1979, soooo I'm guessing I'm not the audience that's supposed to be getting mad at every aspect of the series.

it was kinda silly. michael fassbender put his whole fassbendussy into both robot guys. most of the kills were pretty good. das good enough for me!

also the "why aren't they wearing helmets!?!?!?" critique rings a little more hollow in a post-covid world.