Five Nights at Freddy's

28 Days of Horror Movies
Movies

Thoughts

I'm just gonna compile all my feelings that I posted on Cohost:

The FNAF movie wasn't even fucking worth torrenting and watching for free, what a dogshit film lmfao. i can't believe matpat gets a cameo they shoulda just made all the animatronics sit in the middle of the pizza place and start a circlejerk after that.

The only funny moment in this entire movie is Matthew Lillard doing the knife wipe from Scream. and it's just because it's a callback to an actually good movie that Matthew Lillard was in. i want my money spent data transfer back

I went digging. This explains it!

I also saw a comment that was like "how come the lady cop in this movie didn't get fired? she just fucks around at this pizzaria all day she's not even doing her job." oh sweet summer child. that was the most realistic part of the movie. :)

the funniest part about the FNAF movie was that the mfer from hunger games is barely ever in the control room. they don't use the cameras at all which was like the original thing that put that stupid fucking game on the map.

and the thing is: that could make for a REALLY good horror movie!!! the sense of claustrophobia, drifting in and out of sleep and noticing that the animatronics are getting closer and closer - there's so much you could do with just that concept. but nope, let's just do the most unimaginative shit possible.